June 2012
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my 8 year old brother and dad playing chess
my brother: checkmate. can i get a holla?
dad: oooooh shit NAICE play son naice play
mom from across the living room: holla!
me:
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yay for lying
“I looked and looked at her, and knew as clearly as I know I am to die, that I...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”
– Franz Kafka
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your...
